La blague.

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

How To Say Tumblr

kelzdoneit:

abcdelyse:

How to say Tumblr like an Australian.

STEP ONE

  • Tum

STEP TWO

  • BLARH

How to say Tumblr like an American.

STEP ONE

  • Tum

STEP TWO

  • Bler

How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.

STEP ONE

  • Tamb

STEP TWO

  • ler

How to say Tumblr in Chinese.

STEP ONE

  • Ching

STEP TWO

  • Chong

How to say Tumblr in British.

STEP ONE

  • TUM

STEP TWO

  • BLAH

How to say Tumblr in Russian.

STEP ONE

  • TUM

STEP TWO

  • VLERRRR

How to say Tumblr if homosexual.

STEP ONE

  • TUM

STEP TWO

  • TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS

Hahaha Ching chong

marielikestodraw:

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

/crying

hungarian:

you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died

dumpsterfetus:

rhamphotheca:

I never miss a chance to reblog pictures of the Rough-scaled Bush Viper (Atheris hisida) from the forests of western Africa. Look at that adorable and highly venomous face :3

CUTIE

governorodious:

 
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

capnorannge:

its tuesday (◡‿◡✿)

tmi tuesday (◕‿◕✿)

TMI TUESDAY (ʘ‿ʘ)

send me tmi asks~~ ()ノ彡┻━┻

ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
  • hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
  • yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

Woah Elizabeth, a little hostile there! Maybe you should be the one in therapy, then mom and dad can pay someone $200 an hour to listen to all your thoughts, so we don’t have to!

daftpnk:

the inside of my school smells like fake dreams

shinykari:

onceuponabopper:

Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.

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comupter:

dammit >:/

comupter:

dammit >:/