the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
STEP ONE
- Tum
STEP TWO
- BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
- Tum
STEP TWO
- Bler
How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
STEP ONE
- Tamb
STEP TWO
- ler
How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
STEP ONE
- Ching
STEP TWO
- Chong
How to say Tumblr in British.
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- BLAH
How to say Tumblr in Russian.
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- VLERRRR
How to say Tumblr if homosexual.
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS
Hahaha Ching chong
Pika
I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
/crying
you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died
I never miss a chance to reblog pictures of the Rough-scaled Bush Viper (Atheris hisida) from the forests of western Africa. Look at that adorable and highly venomous face :3
CUTIE
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
- why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
- now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
- hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
- yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through
i’m the mitt romney of neopets
Woah Elizabeth, a little hostile there! Maybe you should be the one in therapy, then mom and dad can pay someone $200 an hour to listen to all your thoughts, so we don’t have to!




