the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
How to say Tumblr like an American.
How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
How to say Tumblr in British.
How to say Tumblr in Russian.
How to say Tumblr if homosexual.
Hahaha Ching chong
I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died
I never miss a chance to reblog pictures of the Rough-scaled Bush Viper (Atheris hisida) from the forests of western Africa. Look at that adorable and highly venomous face :3
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
its tuesday (◡‿◡✿)
tmi tuesday (◕‿◕✿)
TMI TUESDAY (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
send me tmi asks~~ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
- why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
- now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
- hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
- yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through
i’m the mitt romney of neopets
Woah Elizabeth, a little hostile there! Maybe you should be the one in therapy, then mom and dad can pay someone $200 an hour to listen to all your thoughts, so we don’t have to!
the inside of my school smells like fake dreams
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.